1 00:00:02,737 --> 00:00:04,337 - any calls? - no. 2 00:00:08,743 --> 00:00:10,074 Aah! 3 00:00:13,013 --> 00:00:14,958 Sounded like roz. 4 00:00:14,982 --> 00:00:16,447 It was. 5 00:00:18,185 --> 00:00:20,664 Did you know she was in there? 6 00:00:20,688 --> 00:00:22,131 No. 7 00:00:22,155 --> 00:00:23,667 Did you? 8 00:00:23,691 --> 00:00:26,302 What kind of question Is that supposed to be? 9 00:00:26,326 --> 00:00:29,094 Hmm, rhetorically humorous? 10 00:00:31,264 --> 00:00:32,242 Good morning. 11 00:00:32,266 --> 00:00:33,409 - captain. - barn. 12 00:00:33,433 --> 00:00:35,278 We seem to have a Skeleton crew today, huh? 13 00:00:35,302 --> 00:00:36,512 Harris called in. 14 00:00:36,536 --> 00:00:38,281 He ran into a disturbance On his way to work. 15 00:00:38,305 --> 00:00:39,616 He's gonna bring somebody in. 16 00:00:39,640 --> 00:00:41,017 Anybody seen roz? 17 00:00:41,041 --> 00:00:42,140 Wojo has. 18 00:00:44,745 --> 00:00:46,089 What's that about? 19 00:00:46,113 --> 00:00:47,891 She's in the bathroom. 20 00:00:47,915 --> 00:00:50,448 All right. That's all I asked. 21 00:00:53,888 --> 00:00:56,121 Wojo? 22 00:00:58,625 --> 00:01:01,505 I just walked in on her While she was in there. 23 00:01:01,529 --> 00:01:03,573 Oh, I see. 24 00:01:03,597 --> 00:01:05,163 Yeah, so did I. 25 00:01:06,633 --> 00:01:09,178 Look, don't worry about it. 26 00:01:09,202 --> 00:01:11,247 It's sort of Embarrassing, that's all. 27 00:01:11,271 --> 00:01:14,105 Sure, I can see it Would be embarrassing. 28 00:01:15,242 --> 00:01:17,142 Don't take much to embarrass me. 29 00:01:18,345 --> 00:01:19,890 Why don't you just Forget about it? 30 00:01:19,914 --> 00:01:21,625 Go back to work. 31 00:01:21,649 --> 00:01:22,759 It happens, it Happens, you know? 32 00:01:22,783 --> 00:01:23,815 Right. 33 00:01:28,021 --> 00:01:29,099 Good morning. 34 00:01:29,123 --> 00:01:30,221 Good morning, captain. 35 00:01:37,898 --> 00:01:39,743 All right, come on. In we go. 36 00:01:39,767 --> 00:01:41,912 I'm telling you it Was unavoidable. 37 00:01:41,936 --> 00:01:43,346 It was a conflict 38 00:01:43,370 --> 00:01:45,916 With my inherent right to Become spiritually acceptable. 39 00:01:45,940 --> 00:01:49,474 Hey, hey, hey. I Know how that is. 40 00:01:51,845 --> 00:01:55,158 Oh, good morning... Barney. I'm late. 41 00:01:55,182 --> 00:01:58,627 Good morning... Harris. I know. 42 00:01:58,651 --> 00:02:00,096 It was unavoidable, barn. 43 00:02:00,120 --> 00:02:03,032 I was at my bank this Morning making a deposit 44 00:02:03,056 --> 00:02:04,433 When I got this guy. 45 00:02:04,457 --> 00:02:06,903 He, um... He took a Swing at the cashier. 46 00:02:06,927 --> 00:02:09,606 He refused to accept My need for universality. 47 00:02:09,630 --> 00:02:10,670 It was self-defense. 48 00:02:12,132 --> 00:02:14,344 I didn't quite get That, mister, uh... 49 00:02:14,368 --> 00:02:17,881 Go on. Tell him. 50 00:02:17,905 --> 00:02:20,983 1223. 51 00:02:21,007 --> 00:02:22,752 No, no, no, no. Your name. 52 00:02:22,776 --> 00:02:24,053 That's my name. 53 00:02:24,077 --> 00:02:27,123 Barney, he was trying to Open a checking account 54 00:02:27,147 --> 00:02:28,992 In the name of 1223. 55 00:02:29,016 --> 00:02:30,059 Right. 56 00:02:30,083 --> 00:02:32,862 Um, they refused, And he retaliated. 57 00:02:32,886 --> 00:02:33,864 Right. 58 00:02:33,888 --> 00:02:35,331 Numerology. 59 00:02:35,355 --> 00:02:37,967 Hey, you want to have a Seat right over there, please? 60 00:02:37,991 --> 00:02:40,770 That's the study of the Occult significance of numbers, 61 00:02:40,794 --> 00:02:42,038 How they affect your life. 62 00:02:42,062 --> 00:02:45,542 Uh, yes, dietrich, We're aware of that. 63 00:02:45,566 --> 00:02:46,566 Oh, sure. 64 00:02:48,168 --> 00:02:49,579 Is that it? 65 00:02:49,603 --> 00:02:51,347 Yeah. 66 00:02:51,371 --> 00:02:52,804 10-4. 67 00:03:03,149 --> 00:03:05,383 12th precinct, wojciehowicz. 68 00:03:07,287 --> 00:03:08,820 Yeah. 69 00:03:10,324 --> 00:03:12,235 Yeah, okay. 70 00:03:12,259 --> 00:03:13,536 Uh, bye. 71 00:03:13,560 --> 00:03:17,606 Barn, uh, disturbance at the Garden of earthly delights. 72 00:03:17,630 --> 00:03:20,276 That's a painting by bosch. 73 00:03:20,300 --> 00:03:23,279 It's a porno shop On lexington avenue. 74 00:03:23,303 --> 00:03:25,143 Oh, yeah, that's the other one. 75 00:03:27,407 --> 00:03:29,040 All right, you and, uh... 76 00:03:32,846 --> 00:03:34,057 Dietrich. 77 00:03:34,081 --> 00:03:35,258 Okay, thanks. 78 00:03:35,282 --> 00:03:37,126 By the way, I've Got these, uh, forms 79 00:03:37,150 --> 00:03:39,562 I'm gonna ask you to fill Out as soon as possible. 80 00:03:39,586 --> 00:03:44,200 New policy from department... Proficiency evaluations. 81 00:03:44,224 --> 00:03:46,269 We're not gonna rate Each other, are we? 82 00:03:46,293 --> 00:03:49,939 No, no, no, no, No. I do the rating. 83 00:03:49,963 --> 00:03:52,942 Thank god. 84 00:03:52,966 --> 00:03:57,947 It's just routine... Work Habits, job performance. 85 00:03:57,971 --> 00:04:00,839 Pbbt! 86 00:04:02,776 --> 00:04:04,876 I wouldn't worry About it, wojo. I... 87 00:04:06,680 --> 00:04:09,514 I try to be as fair as possible. 88 00:05:21,455 --> 00:05:23,533 Any luck on his name yet? 89 00:05:23,557 --> 00:05:26,336 Not a thing, barn. He Had no identification. 90 00:05:26,360 --> 00:05:28,038 All he had was this library card 91 00:05:28,062 --> 00:05:29,372 With his number on it. 92 00:05:29,396 --> 00:05:32,342 They're the only ones Who have been cooperative. 93 00:05:32,366 --> 00:05:36,012 - look, mr., uh... - 1223. 94 00:05:36,036 --> 00:05:38,036 That's it. No surnumber. 95 00:05:40,774 --> 00:05:42,786 All right, mr. 1223, 96 00:05:42,810 --> 00:05:45,588 Uh, what were you called Before you were 1223? 97 00:05:45,612 --> 00:05:47,823 That's irrelevant. 98 00:05:47,847 --> 00:05:49,926 Uh, barn, I sent His fingerprints 99 00:05:49,950 --> 00:05:50,993 Through for a check. 100 00:05:51,017 --> 00:05:52,395 Maybe we can get An I.D. That way. 101 00:05:52,419 --> 00:05:53,897 All right. Also Check his address. 102 00:05:53,921 --> 00:05:55,198 Maybe somebody there knows him. 103 00:05:55,222 --> 00:05:58,567 Well, he says he lives At, uh, 322 lexington, barn. 104 00:05:58,591 --> 00:05:59,969 That's the marquis hotel. 105 00:05:59,993 --> 00:06:02,839 322. I picked it For the address. 106 00:06:02,863 --> 00:06:05,375 You see what the numbers Add up to, don't you? 107 00:06:05,399 --> 00:06:06,976 7. 108 00:06:07,000 --> 00:06:10,412 7. That's the number of Beauty, rhythm, harmony, 109 00:06:10,436 --> 00:06:12,515 Coexistence with my environment, 110 00:06:12,539 --> 00:06:15,685 Coexistence with The entire galaxy. 111 00:06:15,709 --> 00:06:18,409 And there's a great Little coffee shop. 112 00:06:24,918 --> 00:06:27,130 Well, just step In here, all right? 113 00:06:27,154 --> 00:06:28,932 Irene, will you please Come on already? 114 00:06:28,956 --> 00:06:32,668 I hope this doesn't take long. 115 00:06:32,692 --> 00:06:35,771 You know, we really have To get back to the store. 116 00:06:35,795 --> 00:06:38,274 Won't be long. There's Virtually nothing we can do. 117 00:06:38,298 --> 00:06:39,442 Oh? 118 00:06:39,466 --> 00:06:41,410 Yeah? What, uh... What do we got? 119 00:06:41,434 --> 00:06:44,414 This is mr. And mrs. Schuman. They're the victims. 120 00:06:44,438 --> 00:06:48,984 They own the garden Of earthly delights. 121 00:06:49,008 --> 00:06:52,388 A ma-and-pa porno shop? 122 00:06:52,412 --> 00:06:54,424 How refreshing. 123 00:06:54,448 --> 00:06:56,459 It's confusing. 124 00:06:56,483 --> 00:06:58,027 What, uh... What happened? 125 00:06:58,051 --> 00:06:59,962 Uh, someone threw a Brick through their window. 126 00:06:59,986 --> 00:07:02,064 Yeah, that's right, but That's only the latest thing. 127 00:07:02,088 --> 00:07:05,100 Ever since we've been in Business, nothing but trouble. 128 00:07:05,124 --> 00:07:08,103 First there were phone Calls, then threatening letters, 129 00:07:08,127 --> 00:07:09,539 And then it really started... 130 00:07:09,563 --> 00:07:12,141 Broken windows and signs. 131 00:07:12,165 --> 00:07:15,110 Eddie, how many neon Lips did we lose last month? 132 00:07:15,134 --> 00:07:17,213 Oh, please. 133 00:07:17,237 --> 00:07:20,016 I hope you won't mind my asking This question, mr. Schuman, 134 00:07:20,040 --> 00:07:22,518 But, uh... What's A couple like us 135 00:07:22,542 --> 00:07:24,987 Doing running an Adult bookstore, right? 136 00:07:25,011 --> 00:07:26,423 Something like that. 137 00:07:26,447 --> 00:07:28,057 Survival, sir. 138 00:07:28,081 --> 00:07:32,895 If you don't go with the Times, you don't survive. 139 00:07:32,919 --> 00:07:34,631 Would you have a seat, ma'am? 140 00:07:34,655 --> 00:07:36,065 Of course. Thank you. 141 00:07:36,089 --> 00:07:38,901 You know, we used to have A lovely little grocery. 142 00:07:38,925 --> 00:07:42,539 Oh, yes, meats and Kosher delicacies. 143 00:07:42,563 --> 00:07:44,474 And all the kids, remember? 144 00:07:44,498 --> 00:07:48,044 They used to come in for the Gumballs and the caramels. 145 00:07:48,068 --> 00:07:49,545 Oh, yeah. 146 00:07:49,569 --> 00:07:53,182 And those long papers with The little candy stuck on them. 147 00:07:53,206 --> 00:07:54,584 What were those called? 148 00:07:54,608 --> 00:07:57,386 Buttons. 149 00:07:57,410 --> 00:08:01,724 Oh, yeah. I used to love those. 150 00:08:01,748 --> 00:08:03,047 Thank you, harris. 151 00:08:05,585 --> 00:08:09,699 Then the aandp came and opened Up a store at the end of the block. 152 00:08:09,723 --> 00:08:11,701 Do I have to tell you any more? 153 00:08:11,725 --> 00:08:14,236 Uh, wojo, you want to Take their statements? 154 00:08:14,260 --> 00:08:17,273 Sergeant wojciehowicz will Get the rest of the information. 155 00:08:17,297 --> 00:08:19,141 Well, just last week, 156 00:08:19,165 --> 00:08:23,512 Somebody spray-painted The entire front of the store 157 00:08:23,536 --> 00:08:25,547 With filthy sayings. 158 00:08:25,571 --> 00:08:29,240 Remember, eddie, how the Business picked up after that? 159 00:08:33,680 --> 00:08:37,482 Uh, I'll be in the Office if you need me. 160 00:08:43,022 --> 00:08:44,233 - yes? - excuse me, captain? 161 00:08:44,257 --> 00:08:45,468 Yes. Come in. Come in. 162 00:08:45,492 --> 00:08:47,036 - I hope I'm not bothering you. - no, no. 163 00:08:47,060 --> 00:08:48,671 I can come back at a More convenient time. 164 00:08:48,695 --> 00:08:51,006 - this is fine. Sit down, roz. - I mean, if you're busy. 165 00:08:51,030 --> 00:08:52,775 All right, then. 166 00:08:52,799 --> 00:08:54,043 What can I do for you? 167 00:08:54,067 --> 00:08:56,079 Well, I just want To try and explain 168 00:08:56,103 --> 00:08:58,715 About some of the Unfortunate occurrences today. 169 00:08:58,739 --> 00:09:01,072 I wasn't aware there were any. 170 00:09:06,813 --> 00:09:08,758 Well, the wojciehowicz incident. 171 00:09:08,782 --> 00:09:10,092 Oh, look, that was, uh... 172 00:09:10,116 --> 00:09:11,361 I may have overreacted. 173 00:09:11,385 --> 00:09:12,684 It's forgotten. 174 00:09:15,021 --> 00:09:18,567 I guess I'm just mostly A little apprehensive 175 00:09:18,591 --> 00:09:20,169 That these things 176 00:09:20,193 --> 00:09:22,960 Might unconsciously Color your evaluation. 177 00:09:24,297 --> 00:09:26,942 You don't have much Else to base it on. 178 00:09:26,966 --> 00:09:30,535 You've never really had the Opportunity to see me in action. 179 00:09:31,905 --> 00:09:34,972 I was referring to police work. 180 00:09:36,876 --> 00:09:39,088 I'm fully aware what You were referring... 181 00:09:40,380 --> 00:09:41,646 Yes? 182 00:09:42,949 --> 00:09:44,960 Oh, uh, excuse me. 183 00:09:44,984 --> 00:09:46,824 - that's okay. - that's okay. 184 00:09:47,920 --> 00:09:50,499 I was just leaving. 185 00:09:50,523 --> 00:09:51,823 Pardon me. 186 00:09:54,962 --> 00:09:57,106 Yes, wojo? What? 187 00:09:57,130 --> 00:09:59,542 Oh, um... 188 00:09:59,566 --> 00:10:02,444 Oh, yeah. I'm gonna check out 189 00:10:02,468 --> 00:10:04,380 Some of the other porno Shops in the neighborhood. 190 00:10:04,404 --> 00:10:06,382 You know, maybe it's One of their competitors. 191 00:10:06,406 --> 00:10:07,950 Good idea. 192 00:10:07,974 --> 00:10:10,486 Yeah, or else Maybe, uh, you know, 193 00:10:10,510 --> 00:10:12,188 It's a syndicate moving in. 194 00:10:12,212 --> 00:10:14,657 I'll check that out, too. 195 00:10:14,681 --> 00:10:16,213 Fine. 196 00:10:20,153 --> 00:10:22,665 I'm not up to yours yet, wojo. 197 00:10:22,689 --> 00:10:25,935 I guess you're gonna save The longest for last, huh? 198 00:10:27,627 --> 00:10:28,671 Next. 199 00:10:28,695 --> 00:10:30,706 Oh, barn, I just Want to let you know 200 00:10:30,730 --> 00:10:32,708 That I'm gonna be Out for a little while. 201 00:10:32,732 --> 00:10:34,209 - oh? - uh, yeah. 202 00:10:34,233 --> 00:10:37,580 I'm, uh, taking a lunch Meeting with a literary agent... 203 00:10:37,604 --> 00:10:38,714 Oh. 204 00:10:38,738 --> 00:10:41,617 Concerning, uh, Possible representation 205 00:10:41,641 --> 00:10:43,586 And future career opportunities. 206 00:10:43,610 --> 00:10:44,954 - hey, good luck. - thank you. 207 00:10:44,978 --> 00:10:46,989 Captain? 208 00:10:47,013 --> 00:10:49,392 Gentlemen, shall we Adjourn to the squad room? 209 00:10:49,416 --> 00:10:51,449 Yeah. 210 00:10:54,353 --> 00:10:56,398 Got a call from dispatch. 211 00:11:03,730 --> 00:11:05,608 Squad car spotted Somebody hauling stuff 212 00:11:05,632 --> 00:11:07,009 Out of the schumans' place. 213 00:11:07,033 --> 00:11:09,345 See that? We've only Been gone 20 minutes. 214 00:11:09,369 --> 00:11:11,280 It's the "0" in the 20. 215 00:11:11,304 --> 00:11:13,448 It'll get you every time. 216 00:11:13,472 --> 00:11:16,285 All right, wojo, You and dietrich. 217 00:11:16,309 --> 00:11:19,488 Listen, would you please Wipe off your feet first? 218 00:11:19,512 --> 00:11:21,991 I just waxed the Floors over there. 219 00:11:22,015 --> 00:11:24,148 Yeah, I promise. 220 00:11:36,396 --> 00:11:39,842 Uh, sergeant wojciehowicz And sergeant dietrich 221 00:11:39,866 --> 00:11:41,710 Are bringing a Couple of suspects in. 222 00:11:41,734 --> 00:11:43,512 I wouldn't be Surprised to find out 223 00:11:43,536 --> 00:11:45,581 That the aandp is behind all this. 224 00:11:45,605 --> 00:11:47,616 Do you really think so, eddie? 225 00:11:47,640 --> 00:11:48,817 Who knows? 226 00:11:48,841 --> 00:11:50,286 Maybe they think our customers 227 00:11:50,310 --> 00:11:53,289 Are taking the money From their food budgets. 228 00:11:53,313 --> 00:11:55,458 Well, in any case, When they bring them in, 229 00:11:55,482 --> 00:11:58,494 You'll have to sign complaints, And then you'll be free to go. 230 00:11:58,518 --> 00:12:00,663 That's fine with us, captain. 231 00:12:00,687 --> 00:12:03,732 All we want to do is end this Harassment once and for all. 232 00:12:03,756 --> 00:12:06,135 We don't want this Hanging over our heads 233 00:12:06,159 --> 00:12:08,604 During dollar days. 234 00:12:08,628 --> 00:12:11,373 Of course not. 235 00:12:11,397 --> 00:12:14,310 You know, spring is Our busiest season. 236 00:12:14,334 --> 00:12:18,202 Yes, love is everywhere, But some people can't get it. 237 00:12:25,378 --> 00:12:27,023 Did you have your meeting? 238 00:12:27,047 --> 00:12:28,324 Yep, I had it. 239 00:12:28,348 --> 00:12:31,294 I take it all it Didn't go too well. 240 00:12:31,318 --> 00:12:33,062 You should have had The meeting at 4:00. 241 00:12:33,086 --> 00:12:34,663 That's the time To have a meeting. 242 00:12:34,687 --> 00:12:39,157 Hey, I got two... Count 'em... Two words for you. 243 00:12:40,560 --> 00:12:42,070 What happened? 244 00:12:42,094 --> 00:12:45,274 Barney, look, shapiro didn't Even want to read my material, 245 00:12:45,298 --> 00:12:46,542 Much less represent me. 246 00:12:46,566 --> 00:12:48,377 What did he have The meeting for? 247 00:12:48,401 --> 00:12:49,645 I don't know, barn. 248 00:12:49,669 --> 00:12:52,548 I guess he gets his kick Rejecting people in person. 249 00:12:52,572 --> 00:12:54,983 He said I didn't have A track record yet, 250 00:12:55,007 --> 00:12:57,520 That one sale didn't make Me a professional writer... 251 00:12:57,544 --> 00:12:59,355 You know, crazy junk like that. 252 00:12:59,379 --> 00:13:02,212 At least you got A lunch out of it. 253 00:13:03,983 --> 00:13:05,115 Oh. 254 00:13:06,252 --> 00:13:09,599 Oh, barn, how you, uh... 255 00:13:09,623 --> 00:13:11,889 How you coming along With your evaluations? 256 00:13:14,060 --> 00:13:15,438 That's the first time 257 00:13:15,462 --> 00:13:18,373 You've shown any Concern about it at all. 258 00:13:18,397 --> 00:13:21,766 Oh, hey, barn, I mean, I'm Interested in both my careers. 259 00:13:27,206 --> 00:13:29,685 This is all a ridiculous Misunderstanding. 260 00:13:29,709 --> 00:13:31,220 Look, we are not Criminals. We're family. 261 00:13:31,244 --> 00:13:32,455 Yeah, well, we'll see. 262 00:13:32,479 --> 00:13:36,191 My god, russell, susan, What are you doing here? 263 00:13:36,215 --> 00:13:37,693 Take it easy, irene. 264 00:13:37,717 --> 00:13:38,861 Dietrich? 265 00:13:38,885 --> 00:13:41,897 This is russell schuman, Susan schuman-edwards. 266 00:13:41,921 --> 00:13:44,733 Hi, mom, dad. 267 00:13:44,757 --> 00:13:45,968 What's going on? 268 00:13:45,992 --> 00:13:47,770 Uh, we, uh, caught them 269 00:13:47,794 --> 00:13:51,374 With a station wagon Pulled up behind the store. 270 00:13:51,398 --> 00:13:54,209 They were hauling All this stuff out. 271 00:13:54,233 --> 00:13:57,647 I can't believe it. That's My own son and daughter. 272 00:13:57,671 --> 00:14:00,148 We didn't bring Them up to steal. 273 00:14:00,172 --> 00:14:01,484 Especially from us. 274 00:14:01,508 --> 00:14:02,785 Oh, come on, dad. 275 00:14:02,809 --> 00:14:04,653 We did this for your own Good, and you know that. 276 00:14:04,677 --> 00:14:06,822 How long do you think we Were gonna stand around 277 00:14:06,846 --> 00:14:09,758 And watch you trying to eke Out a living selling smut and filth? 278 00:14:09,782 --> 00:14:13,451 You wouldn't say that If you saw our markup. 279 00:14:15,955 --> 00:14:18,234 Uh, I take it you two Were responsible 280 00:14:18,258 --> 00:14:20,236 For the other Incidents, as well? 281 00:14:20,260 --> 00:14:22,939 I tried talking to them. I Tried reasoning with them. 282 00:14:22,963 --> 00:14:25,641 Wait a minute. Wait, wait. You did these things? 283 00:14:25,665 --> 00:14:27,643 You did all of these Terrible things? 284 00:14:27,667 --> 00:14:29,345 We were afraid for you. 285 00:14:29,369 --> 00:14:33,182 I know the kind of people Who are in the porno business... 286 00:14:33,206 --> 00:14:35,251 The mob... The mob, vigilantes. 287 00:14:35,275 --> 00:14:39,288 You threw a brick through Your mother's window. 288 00:14:39,312 --> 00:14:42,758 Better me than some hoodlum. 289 00:14:42,782 --> 00:14:45,094 All right, would you excuse me? 290 00:14:45,118 --> 00:14:48,664 Wojo, let's get a statement From mr. Schuman the younger. 291 00:14:48,688 --> 00:14:50,032 Right here. 292 00:14:50,056 --> 00:14:51,600 Mrs. Edwards, if you'll Have a seat right there. 293 00:14:51,624 --> 00:14:52,835 Dietrich. 294 00:14:52,859 --> 00:14:55,471 Uh, licori, you want To, uh, tag the evidence? 295 00:14:55,495 --> 00:14:58,607 Mr. And mrs. Schuman, you Can make yourself comfortable. 296 00:14:58,631 --> 00:15:04,613 Uh, licori, maybe you better Get mrs. Edwards' statement. 297 00:15:04,637 --> 00:15:06,315 Look at this, will you? 298 00:15:06,339 --> 00:15:07,483 What do you got? 299 00:15:07,507 --> 00:15:10,386 You got your novelties. 300 00:15:10,410 --> 00:15:14,378 You got some paraphernalia, Some party favors. 301 00:15:17,250 --> 00:15:18,627 Hold off, uh... 302 00:15:18,651 --> 00:15:22,231 Hold off tagging that stuff Until we see what happens. 303 00:15:22,255 --> 00:15:24,666 What's that thing With the feathers? 304 00:15:24,690 --> 00:15:26,335 No idea. 305 00:15:26,359 --> 00:15:29,272 It's reasonably priced, though. 306 00:15:29,296 --> 00:15:32,796 I'll be right back. I got To get an arrest form. 307 00:15:36,436 --> 00:15:37,635 Here you go. 308 00:15:39,672 --> 00:15:40,883 Thank you. 309 00:15:40,907 --> 00:15:42,485 Don't mention it. 310 00:15:42,509 --> 00:15:44,308 I won't if you won't. 311 00:15:45,511 --> 00:15:47,011 It's a deal. 312 00:15:57,590 --> 00:15:59,535 It's interesting How these things 313 00:15:59,559 --> 00:16:02,471 Have a habit of working Out by themselves, you know? 314 00:16:02,495 --> 00:16:04,195 Oh, yeah. 315 00:16:05,531 --> 00:16:07,443 You know, I guess you could say 316 00:16:07,467 --> 00:16:11,112 That I get along good with My fellow workers, huh? 317 00:16:11,136 --> 00:16:14,972 And I can handle difficult Problems on my own. 318 00:16:16,242 --> 00:16:17,675 Is that your evaluation? 319 00:16:18,811 --> 00:16:20,411 Whatever you say. 320 00:16:28,121 --> 00:16:31,455 Hello... Ira. 321 00:16:33,225 --> 00:16:35,671 What the hell are You talking about? 322 00:16:35,695 --> 00:16:37,373 Now we know. 323 00:16:37,397 --> 00:16:38,907 It's irrelevant. 324 00:16:38,931 --> 00:16:41,443 Not to us, ira. 325 00:16:41,467 --> 00:16:44,413 Don't call me that. Let me have that paper. 326 00:16:44,437 --> 00:16:45,648 Sorry. 327 00:16:45,672 --> 00:16:48,072 You know what you are, harris? 328 00:16:49,909 --> 00:16:55,957 You're a 5... A Lousy, stinking 5. 329 00:16:55,981 --> 00:16:58,882 I've been called worse Numbers than that. 330 00:17:02,455 --> 00:17:06,735 Uh, barn, I got an I.D. On 1223 from his fingerprints. 331 00:17:06,759 --> 00:17:07,769 Oh? 332 00:17:07,793 --> 00:17:09,638 Ira grubb. 333 00:17:09,662 --> 00:17:11,907 Ira grubb? 334 00:17:11,931 --> 00:17:15,610 Yeah, it sounds sort of like A moroccan restaurant, huh? 335 00:17:15,634 --> 00:17:19,314 Put it on his arrest record And give him a desk appearance. 336 00:17:19,338 --> 00:17:20,882 You got it. 337 00:17:20,906 --> 00:17:22,151 Yeah? 338 00:17:22,175 --> 00:17:25,921 Uh, got the preliminary Information on those kids, 339 00:17:25,945 --> 00:17:27,957 But, uh, I mean, you Want me to find out 340 00:17:27,981 --> 00:17:30,226 If the schumans are gonna Press charges or what? 341 00:17:30,250 --> 00:17:32,761 'cause, you Know, it's kind of... 342 00:17:32,785 --> 00:17:33,795 Yeah. 343 00:17:33,819 --> 00:17:35,286 Or maybe I... 344 00:17:41,026 --> 00:17:43,472 Harris, one would think That you of all people 345 00:17:43,496 --> 00:17:45,574 Would respect the Sanctity of the desk. 346 00:17:45,598 --> 00:17:47,476 Oh, yeah, barn. 347 00:17:47,500 --> 00:17:49,811 But, uh, I mean... 348 00:17:49,835 --> 00:17:51,146 Well, I mean, you're in a room. 349 00:17:51,170 --> 00:17:53,130 You got to put your Eyes somewhere. 350 00:17:54,040 --> 00:17:56,452 Barney, I've been in This room so many times, 351 00:17:56,476 --> 00:17:59,176 I'm bored at looking at The pictures on the walls. 352 00:18:02,815 --> 00:18:04,215 Is that a new calendar? 353 00:18:09,322 --> 00:18:11,567 I want to ask you something! I want to ask you something! 354 00:18:11,591 --> 00:18:13,569 Why don't you sit down? 355 00:18:13,593 --> 00:18:15,904 If we're such an Embarrassment to you, 356 00:18:15,928 --> 00:18:18,240 Why didn't you take A stick of dynamite, 357 00:18:18,264 --> 00:18:19,608 Blow off the door with it? 358 00:18:19,632 --> 00:18:21,510 This is a police station! 359 00:18:24,871 --> 00:18:29,384 Please, let's... Quiet! 360 00:18:29,408 --> 00:18:31,987 Thank you. 361 00:18:32,011 --> 00:18:34,511 Russell, leave Your father alone. 362 00:18:36,449 --> 00:18:39,861 All right, it appears by the Tenor of this conversation 363 00:18:39,885 --> 00:18:42,898 That, uh, you intend to Proceed with this matter, 364 00:18:42,922 --> 00:18:44,934 So let's get a complaint form, 365 00:18:44,958 --> 00:18:48,537 And we can sign it so that we Can formally book your children. 366 00:18:48,561 --> 00:18:49,871 Right, barn. 367 00:18:49,895 --> 00:18:51,273 Book? 368 00:18:51,297 --> 00:18:53,475 Book my children? 369 00:18:53,499 --> 00:18:55,978 Yes, and... And Generally followed 370 00:18:56,002 --> 00:18:58,981 By, uh, mug shots, 371 00:18:59,005 --> 00:19:04,720 Fingerprinting, Arraignment, trial. 372 00:19:04,744 --> 00:19:06,510 Oh, my god, a trial. 373 00:19:09,048 --> 00:19:10,960 I like your style. 374 00:19:10,984 --> 00:19:14,251 Scare the hell out of them, Then just lean back and wait. 375 00:19:15,722 --> 00:19:18,433 Dad, you know, this all Could have been avoided 376 00:19:18,457 --> 00:19:21,536 If you just had taken that Condominium down in florida. 377 00:19:21,560 --> 00:19:24,139 You're starting again, That same business? 378 00:19:24,163 --> 00:19:25,473 I don't want to hear it. 379 00:19:25,497 --> 00:19:27,776 They have golf, Tennis, exercise rooms. 380 00:19:27,800 --> 00:19:30,513 What do you want me to Do... Drop dead in the sauna? 381 00:19:30,537 --> 00:19:33,448 No, dad, I want you to Be happy, for god's sakes! 382 00:19:33,472 --> 00:19:35,183 We are happy. 383 00:19:35,207 --> 00:19:38,320 You can't be, not Doing what you're doing! 384 00:19:38,344 --> 00:19:40,589 You don't understand. We're merchants. 385 00:19:40,613 --> 00:19:42,758 We've been merchants All our lives. 386 00:19:42,782 --> 00:19:44,426 We sold bread and tomatoes. 387 00:19:44,450 --> 00:19:47,162 Now we sell magazines With naked people, 388 00:19:47,186 --> 00:19:48,797 And maybe they disgust you, 389 00:19:48,821 --> 00:19:54,002 But they're our magazines in Our store and nobody else's. 390 00:19:54,026 --> 00:19:59,407 Believe me, we wouldn't last Three days in that condominium. 391 00:19:59,431 --> 00:20:03,145 Okay, but don't you see That it just tears us up 392 00:20:03,169 --> 00:20:06,682 Every time we go down And see you in that place? 393 00:20:06,706 --> 00:20:09,607 Dad, mom... 394 00:20:12,578 --> 00:20:15,045 If only you didn't Live over the store. 395 00:20:18,718 --> 00:20:21,297 Okay. 396 00:20:21,321 --> 00:20:23,499 You're getting out, ira. 397 00:20:23,523 --> 00:20:25,434 I'm not ira anymore. 398 00:20:25,458 --> 00:20:28,070 I don't blame you. 399 00:20:28,094 --> 00:20:30,405 Look, we're always Getting numbers 400 00:20:30,429 --> 00:20:32,407 Forced on us anyway, right? 401 00:20:32,431 --> 00:20:36,344 Social security numbers, bank Numbers, credit card numbers, 402 00:20:36,368 --> 00:20:39,080 Driver's license Numbers, zip codes. 403 00:20:39,104 --> 00:20:42,517 Why shouldn't we be able To choose our own numbers, 404 00:20:42,541 --> 00:20:45,320 A number that has Meaning for us, hmm? 405 00:20:45,344 --> 00:20:46,621 Yeah. 406 00:20:46,645 --> 00:20:50,025 9th hour, courtroom 28. 407 00:20:50,049 --> 00:20:52,193 928? Oh, no, no, no. 408 00:20:52,217 --> 00:20:56,365 That's not spiritually Acceptable to me. 409 00:20:56,389 --> 00:20:59,401 Unless... Unless... 410 00:20:59,425 --> 00:21:01,792 I wear a 3-piece suit. Then... 411 00:21:04,130 --> 00:21:05,130 I'll work it out. 412 00:21:08,734 --> 00:21:10,412 Uh, listen, captain, 413 00:21:10,436 --> 00:21:13,915 We decided we're not Gonna press charges. 414 00:21:13,939 --> 00:21:15,284 Oh, really? 415 00:21:15,308 --> 00:21:18,620 Besides, a mother can't Testify against her children. 416 00:21:18,644 --> 00:21:20,022 No, no, no, mom. 417 00:21:20,046 --> 00:21:23,057 It's a wife can't testify Against her husband. 418 00:21:23,081 --> 00:21:25,460 Russell, don't Correct your mother. 419 00:21:25,484 --> 00:21:27,784 Big-shot attorney. 420 00:21:29,455 --> 00:21:32,034 Uh, if that's the case, You're all free to go. 421 00:21:32,058 --> 00:21:34,203 Well, thank you Very much, captain, 422 00:21:34,227 --> 00:21:36,271 And I'm really sorry We wasted your time. 423 00:21:36,295 --> 00:21:37,705 Quite all right. 424 00:21:37,729 --> 00:21:41,165 Would you hand me those Flesh digests, please? 425 00:21:43,903 --> 00:21:45,147 Thank you. 426 00:21:45,171 --> 00:21:48,873 Oh, who tore the Cellophane on this one? 427 00:21:51,243 --> 00:21:53,088 Mail call. 428 00:21:53,112 --> 00:21:54,823 Captain miller, Thank you very much. 429 00:21:54,847 --> 00:21:56,058 Mr. Schuman, mrs. Edwards. 430 00:21:56,082 --> 00:21:59,127 - thank you very much, captain. - my pleasure. 431 00:21:59,151 --> 00:22:01,030 - shall we go? - mm-hmm. 432 00:22:01,054 --> 00:22:02,253 Don't forget your box. 433 00:22:04,957 --> 00:22:08,959 Oh, I-I-I'm gonna go on ahead. 434 00:22:14,100 --> 00:22:16,478 Oh, hello. 435 00:22:16,502 --> 00:22:17,980 Afternoon, ma'am. 436 00:22:18,004 --> 00:22:19,781 You look very familiar. 437 00:22:19,805 --> 00:22:21,349 Yes, so do you, ma'am. 438 00:22:21,373 --> 00:22:24,519 Oh, yeah. 439 00:22:24,543 --> 00:22:27,011 And he's a policeman. 440 00:22:31,484 --> 00:22:33,528 What is it, levitt? 441 00:22:33,552 --> 00:22:35,998 - mail, sir. - thank you. 442 00:22:36,022 --> 00:22:40,035 Oh, and possibly I could have a Few words about the evaluations? 443 00:22:40,059 --> 00:22:43,105 Levitt, I'm afraid I can Entertain no more questions 444 00:22:43,129 --> 00:22:44,707 About the evaluations. 445 00:22:44,731 --> 00:22:46,008 It wasn't a question, sir. 446 00:22:46,032 --> 00:22:48,010 I was just wondering if I Can include a statement. 447 00:22:48,034 --> 00:22:51,179 There are no provisions For statements, comments, 448 00:22:51,203 --> 00:22:53,482 Or anything from anybody but me! 449 00:22:53,506 --> 00:22:54,750 I see, sir. 450 00:22:54,774 --> 00:22:57,119 And they're taking Your word as gospel? 451 00:22:57,143 --> 00:23:00,555 That's exactly What they're doing. 452 00:23:00,579 --> 00:23:03,926 Barn, I mean, is this a Point system or what? 453 00:23:03,950 --> 00:23:07,563 All right, gentlemen, Would you just wait here? 454 00:23:07,587 --> 00:23:08,985 I'll be right back. 455 00:23:12,825 --> 00:23:15,136 Anybody want to go to lunch? 456 00:23:15,160 --> 00:23:19,975 All right, here You go, wojo, licori. 457 00:23:19,999 --> 00:23:22,811 The evaluations, uh... 458 00:23:22,835 --> 00:23:24,613 Read them, discuss them. 459 00:23:24,637 --> 00:23:26,848 You may copy them if you wish. 460 00:23:26,872 --> 00:23:29,918 Barney, I mean, this Really isn't necessary. 461 00:23:29,942 --> 00:23:32,409 No, no, no, I insist. Please, read them. 462 00:23:42,120 --> 00:23:43,698 Everybody satisfied? 463 00:23:43,722 --> 00:23:46,868 Oh, I mean, if you have Any, uh, questions, 464 00:23:46,892 --> 00:23:51,540 Any clarification Needed, any suggestions? 465 00:23:51,564 --> 00:23:53,007 This is fine. 466 00:23:53,031 --> 00:23:55,076 - fine, sir, fine. - it's all right with me. 467 00:23:55,100 --> 00:23:57,468 Good. I'm glad you all concur. 468 00:24:04,943 --> 00:24:08,890 I don't know what he meant By "Aggressively zealous." 469 00:24:08,914 --> 00:24:13,127 I don't think I'm That methodical. 470 00:24:13,151 --> 00:24:17,833 Anybody else get "Flashy efficiency"? 471 00:24:17,857 --> 00:24:19,801 I don't understand What he means by this. 472 00:24:19,825 --> 00:24:23,861 I'll see you all one at a Time, in alphabetical order.